So, something funny happened during Frost's quest the other night - Well, quite a few things did, but as I was giggling in shamelessly self-congratulatory fashion it occured to me: Why not enshrine the pithiest IC moments and our excellent playerbase's rapier tongues on the boards?

Post your wit here. As a rule of thumb, if someone stops and gives you a complimentary tell or RPXP for saying something funny, it should probably go here.

You may wish to get the permission of participants, remove context, or just not do it if significant IC stuff could be revealed by quotage.


To kick things off...



Nikolai Turchaninov: Sometimes it's good to know who your enemies are.

Reynara Anavi: *Rubs her forehead* My enemies are the enemies of whoever's paying me to make their enemies my enemies.

Nikolai Turchaninov: But vhat if zhe people zhat are your enemies are paying you to make enemies of zheir enemies who just so happen to be not your enemies, but zhe enemies of your enemies?

Reynara Anavi: How much are they paying?

Yeah, that one was good. *E-Five*

Aw. I wish I was as witty as you guys. Jansk did get to tell a representative of that silly Enclave that "Zhe 'truth' zhat passes a Thayan's lips is vorth less zhan vhat you leave in zhe latrine, voman." Afraid that's all I've got at the moment. :/

Number 1: "Is that a statue of Nargal?"

Number 2: "No"

Number 1: "Well who's it of then?"

Number 2: "His accountant"

Number 1: "Why build a statue of your accountant?"

Number 3: "Well if you've got the money to..."

*Elmo as he comes running out of the goblin cave and the goblin spawn chases him up the hill.*

"Oh no, I hope there isn't a horde of angry goblins following me!"

*As he turns around to face them near the camp fire.*

"Ha! Tricked you all!"

*After they've been vanquished.*

"I knew you guys were there all along."

Jasren Kolth: However, some measures can be taken without removing options.
Megaira Sonolos: Such as?
Jasren Kolth: Such as the Honeypot.
Galvan Kasen: The what now?
Jasren Kolth: How do you trap a bear?
Galvan Kasen: Around here? Wander around in the forest for 47 seconds. One's bound to turn up.

Dalarin, Meg, Jaden, Card...and I think To'Byr are hanging out just chatting in the Ferry Inn...before we enter the sever and go IC. We're hanging out..summoning different summons and goofing off. Each one of us is summoning bigger and badder things to compare. Finally I say something like "Oh yeah? Eat this!" and cast Gate. Right as the first stony spear thrusts up from the ground presaging the fire and the arrival of the Balor...I realize I had forgotten something. A small detail, really. I forgot I had failed to cast Protection from evil first. Balor shows up...and all hell breaks loose. I try casting greater plannar binding and it rolls a nat 20 to save. I yell "SH*&^" and bravely beat a retreat, courageously saving myself. I dont have to outrun the Balor after all..just the other PC's. Balor starts to cast implode on the lot of us, and the Ranger is attacking, and right before it gets any worse Dalarin manages to get off a successful hold monster, after which we dispatch the thing. After a moment of me standing there looking incredibly stupid LBY (Jaden) speaks up.
"Pie......your fired."

Kaw comment the other nite
"I happy with my wood, my wood is good"

not sure right words.. but in Tells.. we are both perv's that was just wrong in reading.

^^Yup, that's like Dale telling Kalina he wasn't sure he could handle her.

O.o

Kalina "You can't handle me, eh, sug?"

Rhindani: "I suppose most doors will open when you throw a bear at them..."

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Kaw: "Want me to pulls some stumps for you?"

The whole scene with Ramon and Kalina last night was pretty good.

*Kalina walks up and sits on the bench with Ramon and his lady*

Kali: This is my bench.
Ramon: No, I don't believe it is.
Kali: Hm. Well. *proceeds to set down her bag and appears to be settling in*
Ramon: This can't be good. *shoves Kali off the bench*
Kali: *Pokes ramon in the chest and pushes back hard*
Ramon: *doesn'treally budge*
Kali: *sits her muddy butt back on the bench*

The scene: Kennedi, Rhindani, Yendis, Kyle, Kurgan, and Haratar are gathered in the Order's headquarters, discussing plans of action for the location and destruction of the deicidal, sociopathic Tiamatan cult leader Cyrus. The problem is, they have no leads, thus Kennedi boraches a suggestion...

Kennedi: What of asking Coin, claiming this man is after her?

Kyle: Yes, let's involve a known criminal in catching another.

Yendis: *frowns and looks at Kennedi in a manner which would wilt flowers*

Kennedi: Sorry

Rhindani: (OOC) If looks could kill, Kennedi would be left as a pile of dust?

Gallowgrim wrote: The scene: Kennedi, Rhindani, Yendis, Kyle, Kurgan, and Haratar are gathered in the Order's headquarters, discussing plans of action for the location and destruction of the deicidal, sociopathic Tiamatan cult leader Cyrus. The problem is, they have no leads, thus Kennedi boraches a suggestion...

Kennedi: What of asking Coin, claiming this man is after her?

Kyle: Yes, let's involve a known criminal in catching another.

Yendis: *frowns and looks at Kennedi in a manner which would wilt flowers*

Kennedi: Sorry


Rhindani: (OOC) If looks could kill, Kennedi would be left as a pile of dust?

//ooc- I actually laughed the longest I bet... first of all, it was funny cause of other character relations... second thing that made that funny was... it really was a sound idea... * Laughs hard again*

Yendis has disintegration beams for eyes. :p

Honestly, I preferred what happened afterwards, during the OOC Stuff.

Yendis dies as a penguin. Gets bugged. Grimmy kills Yendis three or four times for good measure, to make sure it's all fixed. Yendis logs, comes back on as DM, and actually kicks Grimmy off the server =D